今天中午和几个同事在吃午餐，一共六个人围着一张小桌子。突然，有东西掉在我的头上。原来是鸟屎！！！死鸟！！为什么有那么多人不选，偏偏选中我？
I was having lunch with my colleagues, all six of us around a small table, this noon. Then suddenly, something dropped on my head and it's bird shit!!! Damn bird!! What luck, why did it has to choose me, of all people there?
